Miami
I received a cruise for a graduation/Christmas present. Our ship left from Miami so we stayed at a Trump hotel for one night. The hotel was pretty awesome. In 
the style of my brother I ordered a drink with the most fruit and umbrellas possible. Not surprisingly I paid almost $20 for it.
We were treated to a welcome dinner at the hotel. Everyone got a little tipsy. One guy actually commandeered a lady's motorized cart and started driving it around running into walls and chairs. It was hilarious. Speaking of lady. One of the waiters was pretty funny too. He had a thick accent and every time he talked to a female he used lady. "Scuse me lady." "More bread lady." "Here you go lady." "More water lady?"
The next day we skipped the $12 bagels and hopped across the street for breakfast. We
found a sweet Colombian restaurant. The coffee was amazing. The food rivaled any meal on the whole trip and was super cheap.